lördag 10 januari 2015

I Am NOT Charlie — I’ll Shoot Back!

“For in basely butchering journalists and artists for exercising their right to free expression the Muslim enemy has attacked me and my right to the same. And I have no intention of 'feeling myself subdued', a state to which verse 9:29 of the ignoble Qur’an commands its believers to reduce me through violence.

I have written one suspense novel depicting Islam and its adherents in a critical but entirely accurate manner, having studied in the interim the scriptures, traditions, and history of that criminal creed and its false prophet, and am nearing completion of a second. They have not yet been published but I am confident they will be, and when they appear, the believers will see I have committed ghiba — 'to mention anything concerning a person that he would dislike', as elucidated in the classic manual of shari’a law entitled Umdat al-Salik.

You will not like what I have mentioned about you one bit, Muslims, any more than you liked what the artists of Jyllands-Posten and Charlie Hebdo had to say. But come at me the way you came at them and you will not find helpless Europeans but a very capable American, one who acquired his first .45 automatic forty years ago, achieved the U.S. Army 'Expert' rating with it, has trained and practiced with it constantly ever since, and still carries it daily. Try conclusions with me, and it’ll be you that ends up in the morgue.”

Papa Whiskey